We here at DFC have our own in-house Hospitality guru for rent: Bert Diggler!

It's a firm twist of: "Weekend at Bernie's" & "Meet the Osbournes"!!!

	YEARS OF EXPERIENCE!!!
	SPORTING EVENTS! (some-what trained professional in parts unknown. Jason, do not try this.)
	CULT LIKE FOLLOWING!!! (would those eyes lie?)
	*ONE HLL OF A GREAT TIME!!!**
	HELMETS AVAILABLE AT ALL TIMES!!!
	A HERO WE CAN LOOK UP TO!!! A PARTY NONE OF US WILL BE ABLE TO REMEMBER!!!
	LIKE WE SAID: WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S.

CALL TODAY!!!

(don't call me dad. blame CAROL & DIANA!!!)